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08.06.2025 23:45
Unacceptable again!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No way
Why do people say "tall, dark, and handsome" when they actually mean "tall, white, and handsome"?
So, the docs changed it to read
—
Still no good
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Everyone loved it.
They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why do men think all women are the same?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
Has a psychic ever made a crazy prediction that turned out to be true?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
Do you feel uncomfortable when you come across cross dressers?
Just Forget it!
Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts
Dakota Johnson Uses Tissue to Cover Cleavage Amid Wardrobe Malfunction - Yahoo
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
If an abortion doesn’t affect you, why do people make it a big deal?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
share office space ...
If there exists a “New York of Australia”, is it Sydney or Melbourne?
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
RFK Jr. looks to fast track rare disease drug approvals (updated) - Seeking Alpha
Another attempt resulted in ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
No go.
No, not a chance
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives